MyBroStealsForks: lololololololol EARTHQUAKE
agent ari gato: I was driving, didn't even notice.
MyBroStealsForks: i can't stop laughing, the media coverage is so ridiculous
agent ari gato: HOLY CRAP THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED!?!
MyBroStealsForks: no, it was more along the longs of 'OH MY GAWD MY WAFFLES! OH THE HUMANITY!'
MyBroStealsForks: but replace 'waffles' with 'jars of olives'... which kept being called jars of pickles. because people are idiots.
MyBroStealsForks: they interviewed this one lady from Fremont.... she had a very fitting description:
MyBroStealsForks: it shook like a big shake
agent ari gato: People are devastated by the loss of their olives?
MyBroStealsForks: this one Lucky's store had a couple of jars of olives fall and break. but they were being reported as pickles, even though in the close ups you could clearly see they were green olives with the red pimento
agent ari gato: News at it's finest.
MyBroStealsForks: oh yes
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for those of you who don't live near me, we had a 5.6 earthquake a little more than three hours ago. no major damages, no injuries....
which means HAPPYFUNTIEMLOLZ! the media coverage is absurd, they're blowing it way out of proportion. i'm not even going into the subject of how inaccurate CBS's geography was. the 'Santa Cruz San Jose area?' where the hell do you think we're located? moron.
the quotes from random people made me laugh so hard i was almost in tears. Peggy was crying from laughter as well. when they showed some plastic mayonnaise bottles that had fallen over on the shelf(they didn't even make it to the floor) Dad cried out "OH MY GOD THE MAYONNAISE! NO!" XDDDDD ahahahah!!
so let's see, the title of this entry is a quote from one guy, there's the lady from Fremont with her inability to find a synonym for 'shaking'...
yeah.
seriously, i had a lot of fun tonight. i guess Ma was scared. oops.

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